Woodbridge Late Night

Kyle would you ______ or Vote for Obama again?

2009-04-16T20:42:00.000-07:00

#1.

Allow Mccain die while rerunning of old age or vote for Obama?

#2.

Forfeit the radio show or vote for Obama?

#3.

Give up all your cats or vote for Obama?

#4.

Get a vasectomy or vote for Obama?

#5.

Become Marios bitch or vote for Obama?

What Would You Rather Eat???

2009-04-16T19:56:00.001-07:00

Round # 1

The Hamburger Head

OR

The Green Creepy HotDog

Round # 2

Lamb Head

OR

Pigs Feet

Round #3

Crazy Voodoo Looking Thing

OR

Baby Eating Cat

Round #4

Menudo

OR

Chapulines

Final Round

Cow Tongue

OR

Stuffed Frogs

Obama Dog

2009-04-12T21:09:00.000-07:00

Cue the Peeps Provided by the Washington Post

2009-04-12T19:43:00.000-07:00

Fun junk on the web!

2009-04-10T21:55:00.000-07:00

Cue the pics for April 11th! (provided by Bike-kun)

2009-04-10T20:51:00.000-07:00

I LOVE GUNS YOU LOVE GUNS

2009-04-09T22:39:00.000-07:00

Fun junk on the web!

2009-04-09T20:44:00.000-07:00

Cue The Pics for April 10th

2009-04-09T20:41:00.000-07:00

BEARDS IN HISTORY #2

2009-04-07T20:26:00.000-07:00

dun dun dun dah!

Today we rep Fredrick Douglass.

WHO IS THIS GUY?

Frederick Douglass (born Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey, February 14, 1818 – February 20, 1895) was an American abolitionist, women's suffragist, editor, orator, author, statesman and reformer. Called "The Sage of Anacostia" and "The Lion of Anacostia", Douglass is one of the most prominent figures in African-American and United States history.

He was a firm believer in the equality of all people, whether black, female, Native American, or recent immigrant. He was fond of saying, "I would unite with anybody to do right and with nobody to do wrong."

WHY IS HE IS SUCH A BADASS?

Frederick Douglass, do I have to really tell you? Lurk moar.

A BREAKDOWN

He made it cool for older colored men to date all the young white hoes, marry them and make babies and stuff. So the next time your in a club sandwiched in between what think is the Olsen twins in a drunken stupor, your going to think of Frederick Douglass as you grind like an inebriated faultline.

Cockblocker Kyle #1

2009-04-07T20:18:00.000-07:00

full size here: http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r307/offbeatghettochild/offerukyles-1.jpg

"i-offer-u-kylez"

-johnny

Cue the pics for April 8th!

2009-04-07T20:07:00.000-07:00

(synthetic baby, 8-bit fruit)

(i thought... no comment)

(I bet that its her 60th first date, if you know what I mean)

(Don't drop the soap in prison... someone might let you borrow theirs)

(Bourgeoisie value menu?)

BEARDS IN HISTORY #1

2009-04-05T08:47:00.000-07:00

dun dun dun dah!

Tonight we rep Confucius!

WHO IS THIS?

Confucius (Chinese: 孔夫子; pinyin: Kǒng Fūzǐ; Wade-Giles: K'ung-fu-tzu), lit. "Master Kong,"[1] (September 28, 551 BC – 479 BC) was a Chinese thinker and social philosopher, whose teachings and philosophy have deeply influenced Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Taiwanese and Vietnamese thought and life.

His philosophy emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity. These values gained prominence in China over other doctrines, such as Legalism (法家) or Taoism (道家) during the Han Dynasty[2][3][4] (206 BC – 220 AD). Confucius' thoughts have been developed into a system of philosophy known as Confucianism (儒家). It was introduced to Europe by the Jesuit Matteo Ricci, who was the first to Latinise the name as "Confucius."

WHY WAS THIS GUY SUCH A BADASS?

'Confucianism' (Chinese: 儒家; pinyin: Rújiā) is a Chinese ethical and philosophical system developed from the teachings of the Chinese philosopher Confucius (Kǒng Fūzǐ, or K'ung-fu-tzu, lit. "Master Kung", 551–479 BC). It focuses on human morality and right action. Confucianism is a complex system of moral, social, political, philosophical, and quasi-religious thought that has had tremendous influence on the culture and history of East Asia. It might be considered a state religion of some East Asian countries, because of governmental promotion of Confucian values.

Cultures and countries strongly influenced by Confucianism include China, Japan, Korea, and Vietnam, as well as various territories settled predominantly by Chinese people, including Singapore and Taiwan.

The basic teachings of Confucianism stress the importance of education for moral development of the individual so that the state can be governed by moral virtue rather than by the use of coercive laws.

A BREAK DOWN

The reason why tons of people in Asia just don't go apeshit and kill everyone off. Also an excuse to practicality use the term grasshopper anytime you feel like it.

Dear, Kyle. Would you tap that? Like the fist of an angry God? Or with 50 crowbars? #3

2009-04-05T08:38:00.000-07:00

(ginger map, lol)

(she goes for the gold)

(your mom just bought an apple pie... tap it?)

(knifefight for teh peach111@!1!!! or is she a beach, ror internal rhyme dawg)

(my girl likes to party all the time)

Cue the pics for April 6th! & Picture-Word Association (Crass crass crass)

2009-04-05T08:29:00.000-07:00

BITCHASSNESS EXAMPLE #1

2009-04-02T21:13:00.000-07:00

Cue dizz .jpgs dawg fo April 2nd!

2009-04-02T20:54:00.000-07:00

Dear, Kyle. YOUR DAMZEL IS IN DISTRESS. Will you save her?! Then would you tap that?

2009-04-02T20:42:00.000-07:00

FINAL ROUND:

Do you love PEACHES?!

OR CREAM... gone bad... real baddd

!!!!!!!!!!BONUS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FROM bike-cessna ROR

Pride Night Review

2009-03-31T23:15:00.000-07:00

Wow about sums up what tonight was... pure WOW. The first hour of the show featured the PRIDE Alliance from GMU(George Mason University). Ben, Marie, and Robert introduced "Pride Week" which is currently going on from March 30th - April 4th. They talked about all the events that are happening this week and explained what their expectations are for each event. If you are interested in Pride Alliance or just "Pride Week" head over here. We really enjoyed having them on the show and explaining what it is that they do at GMU.
The second half of the show is were things went from a professional/serious tone to one of humor and jokes. We started it off with the Daily Update were we learned that:

The "conficker virus" should be called the cock blocking virus
All those still counting ballots in Minnesota were doomed to get it
Motorized bar stools and beer(15 of them) go well together
Its the new thing to fall asleep in the baggage compartment of an airplane
And that not everyone loves Sarah Palin and she is finally starting to catch on

We had another great addition of "Cue the pics" which lead to many weird and funny catch phrases but the laughter really came when we did John's new segment: "Kyle would you tap that?". I got to pick from 2 elderly women, a slut, a dog, and the ultimate choice Prince or MJ. I choose Prince with a bag over his head. Good times Good times.

Finally to top the evening off we did another new segment called "What were you thinking". It was my take on a women busting her husband for cheating using google earth's street view option. During my rant we learned that Google is god- like: all knowing and all seeing. Google's scoop is never ending and will catch you every time. So the point of the story is: you cant mess with google... ever. I mean it. You just become the next victim of Google in your face.

With that said this concludes the review of Pride Night. Please download the show at Woodbridge Late Night. Enjoy and until next time(Friday morning) kick ass.

Cue the pics for April 1st!

2009-03-31T20:50:00.000-07:00

Dear, Kyle. Would you tap that? Like the fist of an angry God? Or with 50 crowbars? #1

2009-03-31T20:18:00.000-07:00

FINAL ROUND!!!!

PRINCE OR

...oh my

Pics of the cats that were not hiding

2009-03-31T20:10:00.000-07:00

Ebonie

Clown

Alastor

Gentlemen

2009-03-31T19:59:00.000-07:00

John & Kyle

2009-03-31T18:19:00.000-07:00

This pic best sums up the two hosts of Woodbridge Late Night

It is okay. We still accept you.

2009-03-30T19:12:00.000-07:00

A reaction from the show.

Soo lul.

Where's My Money Bitch - the band VS. GIRUGAMESH (March 30th A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH)

2009-03-29T23:49:00.000-07:00

Dear blog blog blog

Guest-less on my half from horrible inconsistencies in contacting people at appropriate times to (network and whore with finesse) and groggier than your best friends ferret you insisted bringing along after hot boxing your mom's mini-van. We had a whirligig of topics to juggle, some digested with a break down of net memes (comparing the failing economy and the electric car to pikachus and mudkips) and others people happened to find unlubed to the point of anal tearing. "RENT WAS A FUCKING HORRIBLE MOVIE!! I AM IN DESPAIR!!" Then I realized how much of my bad associations root from even worst shit that convinces me that I am probably going to hell. Making a the champagne spray of ammo unleashed upon a helping nursing home synonymous to a trope display only hollered by the sunlight avoidant Halo nerds upon raiding in the name of their fake girlfriends. "KILLING SPREE!! ...but SERIOUSLY guize she lives in CANADA lolol!!!1one11!".

Kyle gently introduced the news, my headset delivered a ~~spit~~ loogie of volume for some reason and reoccurring guests Savio and Mario (whos names oddly share end rhyme) warbled over the spectrum of things we share a boiling rage for (automated voices), things we wish were explained in DBZ (Does Piccolo's dick look like a pickle? But if the Namik race is asexual do they even have them? How do they make wee wee? etc), people we practically failed to grant anonymity too (Definitely don't mean that triffilin' hoe, you know the one), and our abilities to flex an argument held in a vague vomit of stereotypical Asian dialects. 'RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE'.

Through the dusty conglomeration of things discussed in a gel of; half business and half party (a really fucked up party) nature, the show morphed into a very lively mullet of a situation. We also never got our critique, but learned something more important tonight; that it doesn't matter what the color of your skin is, as long as you hate RENT > THE HAPPENING > SPIRITED KILLER. All in that order.

LOVE
-John

GO EQUALITY

Cue The Pics for March 30th

2009-03-29T20:43:00.000-07:00

The Outline for March 30th

2009-03-29T18:42:00.000-07:00

Tonight I would like to find out what has been working and not working for the show so far. I am very curious as to find out what people think of the "Cue the Pics" segment and whether it should stay or go. Also I would like to know what you the listeners would like to see done on the show. All of this and the following will be covered on tonight's show:

The Daily Update
Today in History
The Weekend in Review
Down with Michelle(A critique)
And much much more.

Cue The Pics for March 28th

2009-03-27T20:14:00.000-07:00

"There is always room for more"

2009-03-27T00:34:00.000-07:00

I couldn't agree more.

The convince of screencapping.

This is why you work for Hooters / This is why schooling systems can't bring up anal

2009-03-26T23:40:00.000-07:00

Two quick stories for you.

This morning I miss a couple of buses and slink into the well organized gas station for some coffee and trail mix to dodge the pounding wet licks from above. In the middle of having my receipt handed to me a car pulls over the shoulder without breaking and lands into opposing traffic. Then in the middle of all the blaring combo of car horns, skidding rubber slapping wet pavement and all the swerving a Hooters waiters flees her car like a frightened gazelle almost getting flattened by several minivans filled with scared and perverted children. "MOMMY, DON'T DRIVE AWAY!!" I of course did the most altruistic thing as she barges into the gas station ecstatic and also happy that she did get in a crash needing 5 on pump 10 and laughed to myself then walked outside and took a picture on my phone. The best part was... there were... only 8 pumps.

I find myself with two classmates making a Vaseline run for an entire classroom between the awkward angular, rich but hilarious deadpan German coo's of "YA YA" along to techno music and the pause you have to take registering why someone has fishing rods, some clearly unused hi-heels and a thief's mask in their back seat. Soon this empty space of oddities gets colored by our cackling as we line up 12 items, all Vaseline, along the conveyor belt each contained by dividers. The moment swells like a teenage acne breakout upon my female classmate having to tell the cashier to pay for them separately as she produces a wad of dollar bills, "All of this is for a little group fun." I could of cried from laughing to hard. I did. The tears tasted like win.

At first I was like- then I serioused the fuck up. (March 27th Hindsight)

2009-03-26T22:39:00.000-07:00

Dear blog blog,

Tonights show went well, with out prior planning and tossing absolute caution to the wind we allowed our callers to chip in whatever they wished to voice out on air. We talked about the abomination that is known as Dragon Ball Evolution and even got to toss in some cleverly unexpected Wookie soundbites into the fold of chatter. I had toned down any innotations from my unforturnate bowel attack through out the show, which at 6 points through out you can hear me either leaving the room or the distance whir of toilet flushing vibrating off into the phone. At one point I found myself over heating and having to strip loose of my clothing attempting to suck the cold from the floor tiles. The gutteral howl "BOB SAGET", my first reaction to having too much bran. I didn't even quite comprehend it. As soon as I noticed we still had an hour to cover I strolled back into my bedroom and meshed back into the show as if my entire intestinal track wasn't getting me the middle finger. Smoooooth. All in all, 54 squares of not-so-forgivingly-gentle-sheets of Charmin, a couple of double takes at uncomfortably close yet curious reads of my stool and unforgivingly muddled jaw agaped google references on spot of flags and key terms 'What was I just saying? I forgot 2 and a half minutes ago." I find another fun show done as I type this blog particially dehydrated and disturbingly craving more bran as if I didn't learn my lesson.

Love
-John

Pre-consumption, in conjunction to 3 bowls of bran.

I remember when Dragonball was cooooool man, cooooool.

How I showed love to the Gov.

John's Car and Vasaline Story

2009-03-26T20:23:00.000-07:00

These are pics that John and I will talk about on tonight's show, some relate to pass shows and some for tonight. Enjoy.

2009-03-26T19:53:00.000-07:00

Some Interesting Pics

2009-03-26T18:27:00.000-07:00

Here are two pics that just made me laugh that John sent me and just had to add to the blog. The first one is about technology and the future and the second pic is about priority seating signs in Japan.

Possible Show Topics for Friday March 27th

2009-03-25T06:28:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody. We would like you, our listeners, to let us know what it is that you would like to see put on Friday's show over what is normally covered. This is what we will already feature and some other possibilities:

The Daily Update
A Collection of Articles
A discussion on how infertile the music industry is
Arron Harrison and his views on the Watchmen and Obama
Discuss his book "Why Liberals are Dumb"
Discussion on Counter - Cultural Movements
Guest Ariel Vassuci talk about everything from the enviroment to politics and more

So let us know what you guys think and we will try to get it incorporated into the show.

In response to Monday's Show and the PETA Rant

2009-03-24T23:27:00.001-07:00

Review of March 25th

2009-03-24T23:05:00.000-07:00

The news will be reviewed in the Daily Update. We will cover educational reform, change in technology over time, Today in History, Weird Roles Actors have done, and much much more.

We had a great show with guest Mario and Savio. They provided insight into several topics here and there. We have several links that we would like to post from the show tonight so that our views can read up on the information that was presented tonight.

The Deliberate Dumbing down of America

Biological Terror attack likely by 2013

Today in History

10 Feature Inventions in the Next 10 Years

Holiday PostCard arrives in Bavaria 48 years late

Global Warming a hoax

Obama budget to increase national debt

Remember to download the show here.

THANKS for listening and stay tune for more great talks and discussion on Friday March 27th

March 23: A review of tonights show

2009-03-22T23:42:00.000-07:00

Tonight's show went fairly well in terms of how many callers were on the show. We discussed many topics ranging from John's assault on PETA, to getting a brief discussion on George Mason's Pride Week. As promised here is the link to their site, go check it out and see whats going on over their. Remember to download our podcasts here.

March 23- The Attack on PETA

2009-03-22T23:37:00.000-07:00

Tonight's show is going to be another fun and entertaining two hours. Ranging from John Sand's rant on the organization known as PETA, to me bring you the "Daily Updates", to several guests informing us about George Mason's Pride group it is sure to be an eventful evening. Remember to download the show afterwards and help promote its ratings. Tune in from 12 - 2 A.M. tonight and call in at (347) 327-9612 to be part of the show