#1.
Allow Mccain die while rerunning of old age or vote for Obama?
#2.
Forfeit the radio show or vote for Obama?
#3.
Give up all your cats or vote for Obama?
#4.
Get a vasectomy or vote for Obama?
#5.
Become Marios bitch or vote for Obama?
Thursday, April 16, 2009
What Would You Rather Eat???
Round # 1
The Hamburger Head
OR
The Green Creepy HotDog
Round # 2
Lamb Head
OR
Pigs Feet
Round #3
Crazy Voodoo Looking Thing
OR
Baby Eating Cat
Round #4
Menudo
OR
Chapulines
Final Round
Cow Tongue
OR
Stuffed Frogs
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
BEARDS IN HISTORY #2
dun dun dun dah!
Today we rep Fredrick Douglass.
WHO IS THIS GUY?
Frederick Douglass (born Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey, February 14, 1818 – February 20, 1895) was an American abolitionist, women's suffragist, editor, orator, author, statesman and reformer. Called "The Sage of Anacostia" and "The Lion of Anacostia", Douglass is one of the most prominent figures in African-American and United States history.
He was a firm believer in the equality of all people, whether black, female, Native American, or recent immigrant. He was fond of saying, "I would unite with anybody to do right and with nobody to do wrong."
WHY IS HE IS SUCH A BADASS?
Frederick Douglass, do I have to really tell you? Lurk moar.
A BREAKDOWN
He made it cool for older colored men to date all the young white hoes, marry them and make babies and stuff. So the next time your in a club sandwiched in between what think is the Olsen twins in a drunken stupor, your going to think of Frederick Douglass as you grind like an inebriated faultline.
Cockblocker Kyle #1
full size here: http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r307/offbeatghettochild/offerukyles-1.jpg
"i-offer-u-kylez"
-johnny
Cue the pics for April 8th!
(synthetic baby, 8-bit fruit)
(i thought... no comment)
(I bet that its her 60th first date, if you know what I mean)
(Don't drop the soap in prison... someone might let you borrow theirs)
(Bourgeoisie value menu?)
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