Where's My Money Bitch - the band VS. GIRUGAMESH (March 30th A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH)

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Guest-less on my half from horrible inconsistencies in contacting people at appropriate times to (network and whore with finesse) and groggier than your best friends ferret you insisted bringing along after hot boxing your mom's mini-van. We had a whirligig of topics to juggle, some digested with a break down of net memes (comparing the failing economy and the electric car to pikachus and mudkips) and others people happened to find unlubed to the point of anal tearing. "RENT WAS A FUCKING HORRIBLE MOVIE!! I AM IN DESPAIR!!" Then I realized how much of my bad associations root from even worst shit that convinces me that I am probably going to hell. Making a the champagne spray of ammo unleashed upon a helping nursing home synonymous to a trope display only hollered by the sunlight avoidant Halo nerds upon raiding in the name of their fake girlfriends. "KILLING SPREE!! ...but SERIOUSLY guize she lives in CANADA lolol!!!1one11!".

Kyle gently introduced the news, my headset delivered a spit loogie of volume for some reason and reoccurring guests Savio and Mario (whos names oddly share end rhyme) warbled over the spectrum of things we share a boiling rage for (automated voices), things we wish were explained in DBZ (Does Piccolo's dick look like a pickle? But if the Namik race is asexual do they even have them? How do they make wee wee? etc), people we practically failed to grant anonymity too (Definitely don't mean that triffilin' hoe, you know the one), and our abilities to flex an argument held in a vague vomit of stereotypical Asian dialects. 'RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE'.

Through the dusty conglomeration of things discussed in a gel of; half business and half party (a really fucked up party) nature, the show morphed into a very lively mullet of a situation. We also never got our critique, but learned something more important tonight; that it doesn't matter what the color of your skin is, as long as you hate RENT > THE HAPPENING > SPIRITED KILLER. All in that order.

LOVE
-John




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